Funny Football - Show Some Hate - Kung Fu

This is a spin off of our series Football - Show some..... This chapter is just to show you that these guys are true kung fu fighthers. F*ck yeah.

Football - Show some love - Hug

From our series Football - Show some..., a guide to manly men who are unable to read a book to satisfy their girlfriend or wife (or both) and where we try to destroy the opinion you have about football in a very funny way.

In todays lesson you gonna learn how to hug her cause what you have been doing till now is not enought to satisfy that insatiable b*tch. Lets start then:

Back-to-front Hug
Gently wrap your arms around huggee's waist and embrace. Always let your huggee know you are behind them. [A very sweet way to let your lover know she is special. Especially when the hugger's head is gently laid upon the huggee's back.]

Football - Show Some Love - Kiss

From our series Football - Show some..., a guide to manly men who are unable to read a book to satisfy their girlfriend or wife (or both) and where we try to destroy the opinion you have about football in a very funny way.

In todays lesson you gonna learn how to kiss her cause what you have been doing till now is not enought to satisfy that insatiable b*tch. Lets start then:

Eskimo Kiss
With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.