Let's Get Literal. Common Slang Phrases Depicted As Reality

Now, in the world of insult based humor relationship there are two kinds of people: those who understand sarcasm and those who don’t. The world of slang phrases is devided in the same fashion, being those people who don't understand sarcasm the same who don't understand the slang phrases. I personally prefer those who don’t understand sarcasm, who also don’t understand the slang phrases, as they tend to take what is said in a literal way, what result in a mixture of strange, amazing and somehow hilarious scenes. This post is best fully enjoyable if you are a 5 year old kid born in or before 1990.

Get off your high horse. 

Holy cow.

The pen is mightier than the sword

Sitting duck.

 Barking up the wrong tree.

Ass kisser.

French fries.

Eye of the hurricane.

Green with envy.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Crying over spilled milk.

The long arm of the law.

via: Worth1000

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Just Like You? Whatever Are The Animals Doing?

Sometimes they do things that look so familiar. And I forget that we were once animals too (according to science). It may be (definitely) interesting to try and discover whatever are these animals doing. The monkey reminds me of someone, but I just can't put a finger on it. Nice hairstyle, by the way.

via: Koreus

For more animals doing weird stuff check out Animals Going Nutz and for an overdose of cuteness take a look on Overdose Of Cuteness - Cute Animals. Stay tune on the facebook page for animals in strange dress.

13 Animal Projects That Went Wrong

Like any scientist that tries to create something, also God had to make a lot of experiments so he could create the animals that we now know walk hearth. To reach these normal creatures that we today love and/or fear God made a lot of monsters that till the day had been kept in secret because they were total failures.

Now, for the first time, with the help of the most insane minds found on the internet, you’re going to know those animals that went wrong.

via: Worth1000

Overdose Of Cuteness - Cute Animals

Nothing about the blog really, just a litle spoil for someone.

WARNING: these animals may look cute (and they really are =3), but secretly they are turned to the dark side, and is not (just) with cuteness that they will kill you.

Well, my part is done, now enjoy the show (if you dare, that is).

"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die."

"OMG!!! These animals are so cute that I can't even stand it." (don't ask)