Let's Get Literal. Common Slang Phrases Depicted As Reality

Now, in the world of insult based humor relationship there are two kinds of people: those who understand sarcasm and those who don’t. The world of slang phrases is devided in the same fashion, being those people who don't understand sarcasm the same who don't understand the slang phrases. I personally prefer those who don’t understand sarcasm, who also don’t understand the slang phrases, as they tend to take what is said in a literal way, what result in a mixture of strange, amazing and somehow hilarious scenes. This post is best fully enjoyable if you are a 5 year old kid born in or before 1990.

Get off your high horse. 

Holy cow.

The pen is mightier than the sword

Sitting duck.

 Barking up the wrong tree.

Ass kisser.

French fries.

Eye of the hurricane.

Green with envy.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Crying over spilled milk.

The long arm of the law.

via: Worth1000

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