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The Personality We Wear. Photographer Shows How The Clothes Make The Social Man


"A man's shoes tell what kind of man he is."; semeone said that. And that someone was (partially) wrong. What you wear defines how you look to the eyes of society: if you wear a cop's uniforme you are a cop, if you wear a white coat in a hospital you are a doctor, if you wear crocs you are either crazy or brave.

We are beautiful creatures who have learned and evolved through assimilation, and in the same way we've learned to generalize random events and turn them into discrimination, racism. If you think you don't judge people by their appearence, you're probably right, at least in the conscience side, because you unconscience side is doing that boring task for you, so you can do more important things like texting while driving, self-food poisoning and study.

In this series of images you'll notice something very interesting; which is...












via: hypeness

Can You Imagine? Bands Name Literally


Now, in the world of insult based humor relationship there are two kinds of people: those who understand sarcasm and those who don’t. I personally prefer those who don’t understand sarcasm as they tend to take what is said in a literal way, what result in a mixture of strange, amazing and somehow hilarious scenes. But still, they are hard to insult. Here is what they think when you tell them the name of some bands.










via: Worth1000

Tired of guessing the name of the bands? Open the images in a new tab and you'll see the name in the URL. Or you can just use you "I Dont Get Sarcasm" friend.

Oh, You Don't Care About What They Think? 10 Things You Would Probably Do (Since You Don't Give A Damn About Others' Thoughts)


When I hear someone say “I don’t care about what others think about me.” I get one second of inspiration with the bravery of attitude and then I just say “You are a moron!!” very loudly, in my head. Seriously, you give a damn to what everybody says, except for what you say yourself. You give a damn about what your family says, about your friends, neighbors, teachers, boss, that old lady in the park, your companion and every other being with the ability to judge you. We do give a damn because we live in society, if we didn’t they would probably throw us in jail on in a mental institute, like the last time I made a vanilla pudding, put it in mayo jar and ate it in public. Now here is a list of things you would do if you really didn’t give a damn about what others think.










via: Cracked

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Let's Get Literal. Common Slang Phrases Depicted As Reality


Now, in the world of insult based humor relationship there are two kinds of people: those who understand sarcasm and those who don’t. The world of slang phrases is devided in the same fashion, being those people who don't understand sarcasm the same who don't understand the slang phrases. I personally prefer those who don’t understand sarcasm, who also don’t understand the slang phrases, as they tend to take what is said in a literal way, what result in a mixture of strange, amazing and somehow hilarious scenes. This post is best fully enjoyable if you are a 5 year old kid born in or before 1990.

Get off your high horse. 

Holy cow.

The pen is mightier than the sword

Sitting duck.

 Barking up the wrong tree.

Ass kisser.

French fries.

Eye of the hurricane.

Green with envy.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Crying over spilled milk.

The long arm of the law.

via: Worth1000

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Crazy Suggestions for Solving Economic Crisis (That Just Might Work)


Lately there has been a lot of talk about economy crisis, downfall of nations, weather and more about economy crisis. The specialists are trying hard to come up with the best solutions for the crisis, before they crash the economy again, but till now they’ve gotten only some radical solutions that only strip the people from their already few cents.

What does the people have to say about this situation? What would the people do if they could decide how to solve the crisis? Here are some relatively simple suggestions that just might work.   













via: Cracked

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