Let's Get Literal. Common Slang Phrases Depicted As Reality

Now, in the world of insult based humor relationship there are two kinds of people: those who understand sarcasm and those who don’t. The world of slang phrases is devided in the same fashion, being those people who don't understand sarcasm the same who don't understand the slang phrases. I personally prefer those who don’t understand sarcasm, who also don’t understand the slang phrases, as they tend to take what is said in a literal way, what result in a mixture of strange, amazing and somehow hilarious scenes. This post is best fully enjoyable if you are a 5 year old kid born in or before 1990.

Get off your high horse. 

Holy cow.

The pen is mightier than the sword

Sitting duck.

 Barking up the wrong tree.

Ass kisser.

French fries.

Eye of the hurricane.

Green with envy.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Crying over spilled milk.

The long arm of the law.

via: Worth1000

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Crazy Suggestions for Solving Economic Crisis (That Just Might Work)

Lately there has been a lot of talk about economy crisis, downfall of nations, weather and more about economy crisis. The specialists are trying hard to come up with the best solutions for the crisis, before they crash the economy again, but till now they’ve gotten only some radical solutions that only strip the people from their already few cents.

What does the people have to say about this situation? What would the people do if they could decide how to solve the crisis? Here are some relatively simple suggestions that just might work.   

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Tilt-Shift - Real Life Miniaturized

Tilt-shift is photographic technique that makes real scenery look like miniature models.   The technique consists of a displacement effect which causes rotation of the image (shift) and a displacement which causes inclination (tilt).

The effect can be achieved through digital cameras or using manipulations softwares like Photoshop. 

via: TiltShift maker

Amazing Animals (Photoshopcally Created)

In society we have our taboos and fears so most of the time we don’t dare to think what would happen if we were to sit in the middle of the door at 12 o’clock or what would happen if a monkey and a cow were to get in love and do it. Although scientists think about that often and try out to see what comes around the process takes a lot of time and sometimes the results can be DOOM. Fortunately for us there is a simple, safe and pretty way (but not accurate) of predicting the results of forbidden loves – we call it the Magic of Photoshop, or just Photoshop for friends.  

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